PART 3000: EVERYBODY

I awoke from a very long slumber, and nothing was the same. I recalled being a pizza delivery guy, then something about will and i am not sure, but as promised, nobody became somebody, and then, in THE YEAR 3000!!!, we woke up to discover, much to our dismay, that we were everybody.

And yet, we were not quite born yet, still waiting to die on anxious and sometimes nauseatingly frightening waves of bliss and joy and omg the rush is so intense.

She said to me, I am your mother, you birthed me with your sister, you filthy pig! And I said, wait, I, er, I mean, we, we should have, but, everyone thinks I’m gay and they call be a dog and I DONT LIKE being compared to dinosaurs from Jupiter who have orange blood in them and so we…

Began to wonder, is there really going to be a party on the starships after the Great War to end all wars (for now)? Or, indeed, are we already in the simulation of the said historical events?

In the Asian calendar, it was the year 3, and my father was but an old man, wishing upon wishing he could understand that crazy movie. 2001? 2010? My God, it’s full of stars…………….

EMERGENCY

emergence

merge

ents

e

ex

stasis

tertiary

quandrant

ultimatum

ultron

zaxon

kodor

swirling into infinity forevermore

you are BEAUTIFUL and we love you!!!!!!!!!!

thank you for singing and dancing and playing and fighting and fucking and ranting and crying and weaving and whirring and shivering and hiding and learning and yearing and staring across that canyon, as you have been marked from the future. you are important.

these planets are all yours to use, except for europa, and jupiter, and mars, and lunacy tour, and ernie and bert and supergrover. who was once just a puppet.

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